Initially I was going to choose Inconceivable for today's post, but everyone knows that word, everyone should know that movie, and it's really only cool if you're shouting it in reference to something that actually is conceivable.
Instead, I give you the word Ichnite:
A fossil that is a footprint
That's right, there's a special word for those dinosaur tracks you found outside your back door. When I first read this word, I thought of German dynamite. The ch is hard-sounding and that always reminds me of German words.
I guess another definition could be a night that grosses you out? Maybe you're referring to waking up next to someone you met via beer goggles and the morning light shows you the truth.
"Oh, what an ichnite. I shouldn't have let her buy me three more shots of Tequila." (whispered as you quietly sneak out of the apartment)
Now that I've really taken this word to all time lows, what do you think? Any other alternative definitions?