Thanks to my buddy the Guppster, I have crafted my image in zombie for all to gape at:
Note the disintegration of my already failing eyesight (and now resident worm). I'm sporting a fire truck red Jester's cap to illustrate my never-ending sense of humor (even bein' a zombie can be funny). Finally, I've strapped on spiked attire, because only a zombie at night can make spikes look fashionable (as well as just plain cool). Feel free to be jealous. My zombie form will be the talk of the town.